Losing My Religion
I am SO tired of religious people! More harm has been done to the world in the name of religion than anything else people have ever found to fight over.
How about a Constitutional Amendment to designate some states as "Religious Zones" and others as "Non-Religious Zones." No fair giving all the undesirable states, such as North and South Dakota, Mississippi and West Virginia to the same Zone. Zones can feel free to designate areas within themselves, like "Godless Heathens," "Agnostics," "Believers, But Not Practicing," "Wildeyed Zealots," etc.
People can choose the Zone in which they want to live, knowing they will encounter like-minded neighbors. That way, I will never again have to be recruited, harrangued, bored or driven to near-madness at a cocktail party.
posted by AnxietyDreams @ 7:39 AM
2 Comments:
i think this non-religion idea is brilliant. i think it's just so much fun. i would love to see someone standing at the gate or something saying -
do you go to any place of religious worship (more than twice a year?)
...
i am afraid, you cant go in.
:D
and then those wonderful debates on the newspaper!!
God punishing and stuff...
:D :D
definitely fun.
Strange you should be meeting Flanders types at cocktail parties!
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